A fair warning
This website contains writings that are of a satirical nature. That is, they are satire. Humorous writings that, for some part, are not serious. This site contains curse words. A lot of them. This site contains politcal and social commentaries that will offend people with sticks up their asses. If you are uncomfortable with opinions that differ from yours, or statements that may "cross the line", do not read any of the material on this website. Period. If you choose to indulge your curiosity and ignore this warning, do not send an angry e-mail to me. I gave you plenty of warning, and you decided to disobey my divine mandate anyway. If you don't like my site, don't read it. If you don't care about my opinions like so many hatemails I've received say so, don't send me any hatemail in the first place. If you don't care, don't read it. Only somebody who cares about what I am saying will take time out of their day to e-mail me. Should you choose to defy logic, I will show you what apathy truly is and delete your e-mail. Unless I find it particularly funny, in which case I'll post and ridicule your e-mail instead. You have been warned.
If you feel like e-mailing me to bitch about my site or tell me how fucking great I am, just send one off to dumpster.keepr@gmail.com
News - 10/4/07
Unfortunately for you bitches, I didn't die as you had gleefully expected. I'll save a lot of time by saying Time Warner/Comcast can suck my dick.
Two updates for you with more on the way: