Arrest this, Fox! (Guest rant)
There aren't very many television shows
I like. One television show I do like is "Arrested Development." This
show has lasted 3 seasons and has won 6 Emmys (5 were for one episode).
Now, Fox, being the fascists they are, are going to cancel it after
season 3 is over. But I got a question.
HOW CAN YOU CANCEL A PROGRAM THAT
WON 6 MOTHER-FUCKING EMMY AWARDS?!
Look, apparently, this show is
good. Critics like it. Regular people like it. But for some stupid ass
reason, Fox is canceling what has been called "The greatest television
show of all time, ever." Well, let me tell you why Fox is canceling it.
Because it got low ratings. And why did it get low ratings?
Bad marketing.
The only time you ever saw an
Arrested Development commercial was right before it started. The show
seemed to do well on Sundays right after The Simpsons. But then they
moved it to Monday, and shoved it in a stupid time slot, which Fox
isn't normally watched. Also, when it is supposed to come on, they will
shove some stupid SHIT show in its timeslot. Lately it has been "Prison
Break." And not even new episodes, BUT FUCKING ENCORES! Plus, "Prison
Break" is stupid.
And also, have you seen these
shows Fox has been coming out with? The O.C., Prison Break, House, all
lame and un-original bullshit. Seriously, House is about a sadistic
doctor (Becker, anyone?). The O.C. is another lame soap-opera, and
Prison Break... take a fucking guess.
Fox, look at what happened to
"Family Guy." The show kicked ass, and being the stupid shits you are,
canceled it. After fan requests and you raking in the money from DVD
sales, you said "Duuurrr, maybe we should bring it back, Ruppie!"
Save our Bluths.
© 2005 by Econs
econster311@gmail.com
Rant specificly written for "The
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