Arrest this, Fox! (Guest rant)

There aren't very many television shows I like. One television show I do like is "Arrested Development." This show has lasted 3 seasons and has won 6 Emmys (5 were for one episode). Now, Fox, being the fascists they are, are going to cancel it after season 3 is over. But I got a question.

HOW CAN YOU CANCEL A PROGRAM THAT WON 6 MOTHER-FUCKING EMMY AWARDS?!

Look, apparently, this show is good. Critics like it. Regular people like it. But for some stupid ass reason, Fox is canceling what has been called "The greatest television show of all time, ever." Well, let me tell you why Fox is canceling it. Because it got low ratings. And why did it get low ratings?

Bad marketing.

The only time you ever saw an Arrested Development commercial was right before it started. The show seemed to do well on Sundays right after The Simpsons. But then they moved it to Monday, and shoved it in a stupid time slot, which Fox isn't normally watched. Also, when it is supposed to come on, they will shove some stupid SHIT show in its timeslot. Lately it has been "Prison Break." And not even new episodes, BUT FUCKING ENCORES! Plus, "Prison Break" is stupid.

And also, have you seen these shows Fox has been coming out with? The O.C., Prison Break, House, all lame and un-original bullshit. Seriously, House is about a sadistic doctor (Becker, anyone?). The O.C. is another lame soap-opera, and Prison Break... take a fucking guess.

Fox, look at what happened to "Family Guy." The show kicked ass, and being the stupid shits you are, canceled it. After fan requests and you raking in the money from DVD sales, you said "Duuurrr, maybe we should bring it back, Ruppie!"

Save our Bluths.

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