Another internet atrocity,

Here's another atrocity the internet has given to us: pop-up windows and spam e-mails. Who in the fuck could be so God damned stupid to think that they might actually sell something with these? I gotta tell ya, if there is software out there dedicated to blocking YOUR advertisments that sells millions more units than you could ever dream of, and has won awards for doing it, then you fucked up somewhere down the line. A pop-up window is not the way to sell stuff. How did this happen? Did a bunch of guys sit around in a room brainstorming one day "Hmmm, how are we gonna sell this shitty little video camera?" "I got it, we make an internet advertisement that pops right up in front of the current window and fucks up whatever the guy was trying to click on or type, so he effectively clicks on our window, which makes more windows pop up and he gets really pissed off!" "Wow! That's gonna sell billions of these little plastic pieces of shit, good thinking, Stevens!!!". Well, congratulations, Executive of the Douche Department! You've managed to alienate hundreds of millions of potential customers in a matter of seconds! Great going, marketing school dropout (that's saying a lot considering a stack of post-it notes could graduate from marketing shcool). These guys couldn't sell a $2 blow job from Laura Prepon (hot redhead from That 70's Show).