The greatest game in the history of the Universe

I recently picked up Metal Gear Solid 3 Snake Eater, which explains the recent lack of pissed-off updates. I have to say, this is indeed the greatest game in the entire universe. Period. In this game you get to do all the badass things you ever wanted to do but were too much of a pussy-boy (or an intellectual) to join the armed forces and do. You can sneak up right behind a guy, get him in a chokehold, force him to spew out some info so you don't kill him, and then kill him anyway as punishment for betraying his country. You can disguise yourself as a military officer and punch your former enemies in the face just because you felt like it. You can gas little bitch scientists.

It has just about everything, an hour-long boss fight, a man who commands an army of pissed-off hornets that he grows inside of his stomach, a badass motherfucker with scars all over the place who can shoot bullets from his hands, a really hot chick in almost no clothing crawling around on all fours, spy gadgets, blood, a ghost that commands an army of dead dudes who walk down a river of despair, and of course...... DAVID HAYTER, the most badass video game voice guy EVER. This guy could say anything and make it sound cool. There's even a gruesome scene where Big Boss has his eye shot out and hardly even gives a shit. If you are alive right now, go get this game. Don't have a PS2? Get one and play it! Don't have money? Steal one, dumbass!

So in conclusion, this game is the best game of the past, present, and future, and will only be contested by Metal Gear Solid 4, which Konami announced in a recent press conference concerining their plans for the next fiscal year. Now go get it, bitches!