My brother is a genius with no common sense

I’m known for ranting about celebrities, women, midgets, other sub-mutants, and the “Innocent” Anna Svidersky. But today I’m going to bitch about someone none of you know. My own flesh and blood.

My brother is a fucking genius. He scored a 1420 on the SAT, and a 32 on the ACT. At the age of 16, every Ivy League school jn the nation was sending him invitations to private meetings, etc. He’s one of the smartest motherfuckers you’ll ever meet, but he does not have a fucking bit of common sense. If we were playing Dungeons and Dragons, he'd have a wisdom score of 2. If we were in a "You win if you don't have any common sense" contest, he would win.

I got call today from him. He asks me where I am, and I tell him I’m going to the store and coming back to our apartment. He asks me to get him a bottle of water (Evian at that. Pussy). We have a water purifier attached to our faucet. I explain this to him. I explain to him that he could easily fill up my nalgene bottle with pure water from out faucet. And he says “but that will take a long time”. It will take me at least twenty minutes for me to buy all my groceries and get home. In this time, many, many nalgene bottles could be filled before I got home with his fucking bottle of water. Not to mention water is included in our rent. He would rather wait for a single bottle of overpriced tap water than get some for free in less than a minute. It really bothers me how a genius can fail to think logically sometimes.