Christmas carols are shitty

I hate Cedric the Entertainer. If I ever see him I will rip off his face, eat it, and shit it back out onto his bare skull so he will finally look like the shithead he truly is. I used to not give a shit about him, even though he had the nerve to call himself an entertainer when he hasn't entertained anyone. And idiots don't count.

But now, he has done the unthinkable. He has dared to take on the role of a great american hero that he simply can not fulfill. That's right, I'm talking about Ralph Kramden. Raplh Kramden, one of the great men of the 20th century. A man who was not afraid to kick his wife's ass for no reason at all. And now, they've turned him into a eunich who wears his hat like a jackass.

I guarantee, like any modern husband, Cedric will just be a pussy who rolls over whenever his wife nags him just a little bit. Why is it every time I see a marriage portayed on TV or in a movie, it's always a gynocracy? These guys need to re-claim their balls and get to some ass-kicking.

Cedric should be ashamed of what he is doing. The only person truly fit enough to play a wife-beating badass like Ralph Kramden was Jackie Gleason. And he's just too damned old and dead to beat anything anymore. Not even his meat, the poor fella. I have truly lost hope in our society if this is what it has come down to. If Ralph doesn't slap Alice around for fun, then who will?