Conversations with The Drake

Drake (of DrakeGTA) and I have some kickass repartee online, so I felt I should share a few excerpts of some of the funnier shit we go back and forth about with you. These have been slightly edited to keep the boring shit out.

 

drakegta: Dude, go rent the movie before you audition, don't be a douch bag.

Mike: Fuck renting, I already downloaded a copy of it. Money is for people who are good at counterfeiting.

drakegta: Man, ha ha, I'm drunk.

Mike: Being drunk makes you cool. You don't wanna end up like those pathetic shit snatchers who told you not to drink in grade school, do you?

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drakegta: Tell me, you ever heard an exuse for like this... "I need some time to be single because I'm still not over the last 3 boyfriends I've had." ... "I havn't been single in years and I jump from relationship to relationship and I need time to heal." Translation = I've been a slut, and I'm leaving you because I need to be a slut some more.

Mike: Testify, brotha!

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Mike: She's gonna be moving in straight-away. No dating or anything beforehand

drakegta: are the best kind of relationships dood, no dating, no tryin to impress her ass, just move in and straight to the fxcking!

 

I'll post more of these as they come up, whether you like it or not.