A typical AIM conversation with my haters

I've posted my AIM name before in case some people want to cut the bullshit with the hatemail and bitch at me straight away. The problem I've discovered is that if I'm not on, the dumb bastards add me to their friends list and forget why they added me later. Here's a single, unedited conversation I had with a run-of-the-mill retard who does this.

[13:41] xshortypiex: whos this?
[13:41] MikeTDK: Mike
[13:41] xshortypiex: mike?
[13:41] MikeTDK: I run dumpsterkeeper.com
[13:41] xshortypiex: mm?
[13:41] MikeTDK: Wheredid you get this aim name from?
[13:42] xshortypiex: i dunno?
[13:42] MikeTDK: Well, then let's just pretend this never happened.
[13:42] xshortypiex: ok?wait.,..r u the one flipping off the camera in the pic on dumpsterkepper .com
[13:42] xshortypiex: ?
[13:42] MikeTDK: Yeah
[13:42] xshortypiex: im mad at you
[13:42] MikeTDK: Why?
[13:42] MikeTDK: Did my site offend you?
[13:43] xshortypiex: how the fuck i new anna
[13:43] xshortypiex: svidersky
[13:43] xshortypiex: yea it did
[13:43] MikeTDK: Maybe you should have read the warning on my front page then, jackass.
[13:43] xshortypiex: it doesnt matter
[13:43] xshortypiex: that was wrong
[13:43] MikeTDK: Cry me a river
[13:43] xshortypiex: u didnt no her
[13:44] xshortypiex: she was sweet
[13:44] MikeTDK: I bet
[13:44] xshortypiex: then y would u write tht?
[13:44] MikeTDK: That is called sarcasm
[13:44] xshortypiex: its not very sarcastic
[13:44] MikeTDK: How, by chance, did you know Anna?
[13:45] xshortypiex: she was a neighbor
[13:45] xshortypiex: why?
[13:45] xshortypiex: ?
[13:45] MikeTDK: I'm the one asking the questions here
[13:45] xshortypiex: not anymore
[13:46] xshortypiex: im mad
[13:46] xshortypiex: you are a horrible person
[13:46] MikeTDK: Why is that?
[13:46] xshortypiex: u didnt no her u write those things and it hurt me
[13:46] MikeTDK: Boo hoo
[13:47] xshortypiex: anna was so kind
[13:47] MikeTDK: If you didn't want your feelings hurt, maybe you shouldn't have read it.
[13:47] MikeTDK: It's not like my site doesn't give fair warning
[13:47] xshortypiex: were u jelous of her? did you no her why would you say that
[13:47] xshortypiex: ppl like u disgust me
[13:48] MikeTDK: And people like her family disgust me. They're a bunch of whiny attention whores who want something for nothing. And if her family has any bearing on who she is, then she was no better
[13:48] xshortypiex: im only 13 i dont no wut that meant
[13:49] xshortypiex: u dick
[13:49] xshortypiex: i hope u die
[13:49] xshortypiex: u r horrible
[13:49] MikeTDK: Like I would take criticism from a 13-year-old imbecile seriously anyway.
[13:50] xshortypiex: ur a nerd
[13:50] MikeTDK: Snappy comeback
[13:50] MikeTDK: You gonna tell me that I look like a girl next?
[13:50] xshortypiex: who uses [[big words]] and periods?
[13:51] MikeTDK: People who aren't retarded, for one.
[13:51] xshortypiex: actually u do look like a girl...
[13:51] xshortypiex: get a life
[13:51] xshortypiex: did u no anna?
[13:51] xshortypiex: i mean honestly
[13:51] MikeTDK: Does it matter?
[13:52] xshortypiex: she was stabbed to death and u just ridicule her
[13:52] MikeTDK: Until you can come up with a better arguement than "ur a dick", you're not going to win
[13:52] xshortypiex: i think i already have
[13:52] MikeTDK: Nope
[13:52] xshortypiex: im pretty sure
[13:52] MikeTDK: Not by an logical standard
[13:52] xshortypiex: stop with the big ass words it makes u look like a child mollester
[13:53] MikeTDK: Funny, would a child molester be a volunteer worker at a camp for abused children?
[13:53] xshortypiex: probably
[13:53] xshortypiex: i mean since there are children there
[13:54] MikeTDK: Which is why they all run criminal background checks, you fucking nimrod.
[13:55] xshortypiex: ur crazy
[13:55] MikeTDK: Anyway. I've got a 2:00 appointment to not give a shit that i can't afford to drop. Good luck with the whole being intellectually devoid thing.
[13:56] xshortypiex: wtf oo do you have an appointment at the jail cell u freak or at the cour office u crazy
[13:56] MikeTDK: cour office?
[13:56] xshortypiex: court jackass
[13:56] MikeTDK: My, oh my, I've never seen such an extreme case of stupid. You must be setting a record.
[13:57] MikeTDK: Congratulations.

I logged off after that and made a sandwich bacon, salami, ham and cheese on sourdough to celebrate my masterful debating. This guy did everything wrong. Apparently words like "logical" even seem to elude this guy. And if you ever feel like hitting me up on AIM (MikeTDK), be sure to not reveal that you're 13 years old. It makes you lose by default. Try and at least be old enough to vote in a real election.