Eminem can eat my shit

Eminem. What comes to mind when you hear this name? A delicious chocolate candy that badasses like Kratos and Dr. Whoopass love to eat? Sadly, nowadays, some lame-ass white motherfucker is the guy who comes to mind. This guy should have pork chops stuck in his throat and rabid pit-bulls shoved up his ass. It was bad enough when white kids wanted to be rappers and tried to act black, all this guy does is perpetuate the myth that white people can be remotely as cool as black people. White people are lame, end of fucking story. Case and point:





Not only has he made suburban white kids think it's possible for them to be cool, but he's also put the thought in their heads that they can rap. You need rythym to rap. A gene which white people are not born with. I actually saw a white rapper the other day who called himself... get ready for this.... Scoob Serious. I am not fucking joking. Out of all the made-up stage names he could have chosen, Scoob Serious appealed to him the most. News Flash: Just because you use the word "serious" in your name, doesn't mean people are obligated to take you seriously.

So, in conclusion, here is what we have learned today:

-White people are lame, no matter what.
-Eminem is a fucking idiot who should have his face bitten off by a domesticated housecat with no asshole
-We should still nuke Salt Lake City


EDIT: In response to a few comments I recieved, I am white. What difference does it make? I can still say white people are lame. We are, we have no rythm, we can't dance. We aren't cool. Nobody chews Chris Rock's ass when he pokes fun at black people.