Dumb foreign assholes need to die

Yes they do. Every time I go to Wendy's, or any place where menial tasks are performed for a meager pittance, there's always some guy there who doesn't speak a damn word of English who fucks up my order. For instance, I recently went to a fast food joint and ordered a vanilla milk shake. Do you have any idea what I recieved? A fucking root beer. Let's analyze those words for a moment.


Vanilla Milk Shake: Sounds like "Gorilla Silk Tape"

Root Beer: Sounds like "Shoot Near"

Vanilla Milk Shake: Five syllables

Root Beer: Two Syllables

Vanilla Milk Shake: Tasty, thick, dairy-based product

Root Beer: Watery shit drink that mormons are too cheap to buy, so they just make their own, which tastes even shittier.


Well, now that we've broken it down, you can clearly see that the guy who gave me my order is a retard who doesn't speak a fucking word of English. And don't start thinking "Hey, Dumpster Keeper, that's a pretty racist thing to say" because it fucking isn't. I don't give a shit if you're from Mexico, Russia, or fucking Venezuela. I get pissed if you act like it's my fault that you can't speak the language of the nation you're in. If you expect to work with the public in a different country, the public should expect to understand you and have you understand them with a minimum of difficulty.

Do you realize if I went to ANY country in the world and sought employment as well as citizenship, and didn't bother to learn their language well or at all, expecting all of their signs and such to be in English, I would be hanging from the town square by my genitals within the hour? I have co-workers that don't even bother to speak English. This bitch comes up to me and starts trying to have a SPANISH conversation with me, so I tell her "I don't speak Spanish". Which is true in two ways. One: I don't know how to speak it. Two: Even if I did, I would refuse to speak it to pretentious assholes who think they don't need to know how to speak English if they want to work with the public in an English-speaking country. Call me a bigot if you like, but keep in mind that you don't need to exclusivley speak a language to preserve your culture.