Good question
I recently recieved an e-mail that wasn't riddled with profanity, typos, or just regular old home-grown stupidity. The e-mail asked the following question.
"what other video games to you play besides the ones you mentioned in your web site?"
A good question. Here's an incomplete list of games that also kick ass, as well as what they are available on:
Metal Gear Solid 2: Substance (PC, Xbox or PS2) (Badass VR action, eyes getting cut out by shrapnel, giant robots, a halk-naked chick with a huge gun that shoots lightning, David Hayter)
Chrono Trigger (PSOne and SNES) (Time Travel, Badassery abound)
Final Fantasy VII (PC and and PSOne) (Spikey-haired ass-kicker with a giant sword, a white-haired psycho who just won't fucking die, 3 discs of total annihilation)
Final Fantasy X (PS2) (Zombies, an old guy that everybody hates dies, some of the hardest fucking bosses in the world)
Oddworld: Abe's Oddysee (PSOne) (Abe, infinite lives, the ability to betray and murder your brethren in humorous ways)
Oddworld: Abe's Exoddus (PSOne) (Like the above with better graphics)
Oddworld: Munch's Oddysee (Xbox) (Yet more Abe, kickass wheelchair action)
Oddworld: Stranger's Wrath (Xbox) (The fact that you can shoot people in the face with bees makes this game kick everybody in the balls)
Star Wars: Knights Of The Old Republix I & 2 (Xbox and PC) (Lightsabers, sadistic protaganists, a guy with no fucking jaw kicking ass like it was going out of style)
Star Wars: Jedi Academy (PC and Xbox) (More lightsabers, the ability to completely dismember your opponent)
World Of Warcraft (PC, online.) (Nearly endless content)
Metal Gear Acid (PSP) (Metal Gear badassery on the go)
Area 51 (Xbox, PS2) (Zombies, Aliens, Dead aliens)
City Of Heroes (PC, online) (Without this game, Dr. Whoopass may have very well never existed)
And a shitload of others. There are lots of good games out there. However, I can name a few to watch out for. Here's a list of games that you should avoid like a resevoir teeming with dead rats.
Final Fantasy XI (PC,Online. Not at all worth the time you spend, or the anuerysm that you will get from the sheer atrocity that Square dares call a game)
Final Fantasy X-2 (A terrible game which completely fucks up Yuna's character, and adds more of that evil bitch Rikku instead of impaling her face with an ice sickle.)
The Silent Hill series (Simply because it sucks ass and they had an ugly whiny teenage bitch as the star of the 3rd abomination of their series)
Prince Of Persia: The Sands Of Time (The Prince Of Persia is a wuss)
Prince Of Persia: The Warrior Within (The Prince Of Persia is still a wuss)
Counterstrike (Merely because everyone you will play against is a jackass who uses the word "1337" far too often, considering using it once is far too often)
Ragnarok Online (This game would be good if my eyes didn't fall out from the dull environments and lack of driving gameplay i.e. it wasn't a complete piece of shit)
Star Wars Galaxies (This game was made after George Lucas went fucking crazy, plus it's too easy)
Tales Of Symphonia (More Real-Time RPG bullshit)
Thanks for the e-mail. Now that you have read this you can go to sleep knowing which games kick ass and which are a waste of perfectly good plastic that could have been used to make a dildo and/or fake vagina instead.
