Why I hate "teh 1337"

Let's face it, most people (and I use this term loosely) who play online games are little mutants who have never even seen a bare nipple face-to-nipple, and will never ever leave their parents' house. They have created a lot of problems over the internet, and today I am going to list a few. When I am finished, you will see why there is indeed a special, incerdibly horrifying, painful, humiliating section in Hell for their damned souls.

One thing that people who play online games need to chill out on is the overuse of the words "Gay" "fag" and anything else that refers to being homosexual. How in the fuck did gay change from being a guy who enjoys an afternoon of dinner, dancing and sodomy to an insult? I know a lot of gay dudes, and not one of them ever says "dude, that is so straight". I can't fuckin' believe this. Sometimes I go and play Halo online with the handle "A Gay Guy" for 2 reasons. 1: It pisses off all the pre-pubescent ninnies who have no chance of scoring with anything BUT some gay 38 year old who lives in his parents basement, and 2: Nothing is more infuriating to a homophobe than seeing the words "You were killed by A Guy Gay" on his computer screen, especialy if said gay guy is wearing pink armor.

Whenever I tell somebody that I like to play online games they instantly think I'm some asshole who uses the words "FAG" "R0X0RRSZZZZ" (idiot online game term for rocks, e.g. "This rocks!") and "1337" (idiot online game term for elite) among others constantly. I got news for ya, Captain Shitbag. A fag is a cigarette, adding a few z's to a word doesn't make it cooler, and NUMBERS ARE NOT LETTERS YOU RETARDED BUCKET OF RAT SEMEN! Another thing that pisses me off about online gamers is that whenever you kill them, they always say you're cheating. How in the fuck is killing somebody in the game cheating?! Just because you suck at a computer simulation wich involves pushing a random sequence of buttons (which shows off your high levels of intellegence) doesn't mean that I'M cheating!!! Maybe if you quit trying to find ways to put characters from foreign languages into your screenname (another online gamer atrocity) and actually played the fucking game, I wouldn't kill you 50 times in a row. NOBODY GIVES A FUCK IF YOU SPELL A WORD WITH A CHARACTER FROM A DIFFERENT LANGUAGE, YOU DON'T EVEN FUCKING SPEAK IT You just end up looking like a cro-magnon who has the typing skills of a retarded sea anemone! And if you have contributed to the downfall of modern society in any of the afore mentioned ways, you probably are.