Ghosts are bullshit

Take the following quiz.


Ghosts are real

A) True
B) False

If you answered anything other than B, you are a fucking idiot. No exceptions, you're just a fucking idiot. Recently on a web forum I visit, but can't seem to remember why I visit, there have been about 50,000 new topics concerning ghosts. Every single person to start such a topic believes that ghosts are real. That's right, they are all fucking retards. They sit around discussing where they have seen a ghost, people they know whom have seen ghosts, and it just goes on and on. I finally step in and tell them to pull their heads out their asses and quit living in such a fuckin' fantasy world. And you know what happens? They acted like I WAS THE RETARD. That's right, tons of people treating me like an idiot because I know that ghosts are bullshit. To try and prove me wrong, they showed me a few pictures of their so-called "ghosts".

I have rehosted said images here, so you can see exactly what they were talking about.





Oh, well I felt like a jackass after this. I mean, just look at those pictures! That's irreputable proof that ghosts indeed walk among us! No way is that lense flare or condensation, you god damned dillusional parrot clits!! In case you couldn't see the ghosts before, I have used photoshop to enhance the pictures so the ghosts are as clear as day!





Well, there you have it! Looks like I was actually wrong for once, ghosts are real! Looks like I owe someone an apology. Idiots.