Green Day sucks ass

Once upon a time, over 10 years ago, there was a band that didn't suck so much. They called themselves Green Day. They wrote songs that were kind of cool. Songs like "Longview" and "Brain Stew". These songs were alright, and not very offensive to the ear.

However, 10 years later, it was the year 2004. Green Day had worn out there welcome, and weren't as not sucky as they used to be. However, they were indeed popular, and rich. Rather than step away from the spotlight gracefully, realizing that it's hard to appeal to youngsters when you are no longer youngsters, they chose another path. They decided to abandon their image of being OK, and come out with a new album entitled "American Idiot". In this album, they made a song which was named after the album. This song boasted that they didn't want to be "American Idiots". And that America was "One nation controlled by the media". Many idiot teenagers that thought themselves to be rebels blasted this song all the time, and there was much rejoicing among the retarded many. However, they failed to realize, that Green Day indeed were "American Idiots'. For they had the money to leave America for a country where they could be equally well-known. And that they were the media that was controlling people.

However, the story does not end here. They decided to put another sng on this album. A song entitled "Boulevard Of Broken Dreams". This song claims that they "walk alone on the boulevard of broken dreams". When the fact of the matter is, incredibly popular rock stars with mountains of currency do not walk alone. And they certainly have no broken dreams. However, Green Day continued to be hypocrites, and continued to make money off of pathetic teens with no minds of their own. And I lived miserably ever after.