Have you ever notice how much Lindsay Lohan looks like the Grinch?
See? That evil-eyed bitch might act sweet and innocent when she isn't walking around without panties and snorting coke, but she isn't fooling anyone. She must be the demon child of that green-haired, yellow-eyed asshole. I fucking hate the Grinch. You may ask me why, and just in case you didn't I'll tell you anyway. The Grinch started out great. He lived alone in a filthy cave full of broken shit he never uses. He would spend all day staring down at a city and simply hating everyone who lived there without any given reason. And in his spare time he would think of devious ways to piss them off while he abused his mangey dog.
But then, right in the middle of a brilliant plan to expose the Whos for the materialistic pricks they are, he turned into a pussy. He had just hijacked all of their stuff, and so they decided to get back at him by pretending they didn't care. And it fucking worked! The dumb shit actually fell for reverse psychology. By the end of the story he's serving meat to the children instead of kicking them in the face, giving the men head instead of tying their dicks into baloon animals, and letting the women stick dildos up his ass instead of punching them in the eye and telling them to make him some damn pork chops.
The Grinch should be a lesson to us all. I forget what the lesson is precisely, but I'm sure it's got something to do with eating other people's faces for fun.
