Guest Rants

This section is dedicated to decent rants that I didn't write myself. They've all been submitted to me by friends/fans. If you'd like to submit one, just send it to dumpster.keepr@gmail.com

Arrest this, Fox (Econs)

How to spot an emo kid for future ass beatings (Travis Misterek)

Half-Life 2 is shitty (Black Snake)

Viwetiful Joe is about as painful as a kick in the nuts (Econs)