Jesse Muscio is fucking retarded

Well, here it is, another fine hatemail. Today's comes from a dumbass known as Jesse Muscio(djd059@sbcglobal.net). Jesse had the following to say:

u know what u said rethink about what u say about napolean dynamite, im a kid whos just like him and it moved me u know what i survey taken say s 98 percent of people who saw it said they loved it you do the math buzzsaw.its n icon and u should be in a mental hospital saying ill rip out their kidneys and they can drink my steaming diearrhea whatever sicko.u should change what u said mabe i wasted 5 minutes on your stupido website.ya friggin rascist u just sick and keep your opinions to your self YA FUCKING ASSWHOLE.

Wow, that sure is a lot of imbecillic babble to take in at once, so I've decided to break my response down in to several key points. - Rethink what I say? You mean rethink what I said, right dipshit? I'd like you to meet my friend. His names is past tense, now that you have MET him you might want to start using him.
- You're a kid. You're opinion is worth jack shit. Go back to class and quit pretending like you actually know something.
- You think you're just like him. That means you're douchebag nerd who nobodly loves and you get the shit beat out of you all the time because you won't shut the fuck up about tater tots. How I envy your life.
- Where did you get this survey? Your dumbass friends who also like that piece of shit? Straight from your ass? I'm going to go for the latter. This just in, sources have proven to be greater than Jesse Muscio.
- What math is there to do again? You have provided no integers, firgurative or otherwise. Maybe you should spend a bit more time studying math yourself before you try and teach it to others, dipshit. I wouldn't ask a blind guy if my foot looked like it had gangrene, and I definately won't go to you when I need some math done.
- Not only did you waste 5 minutes reading my kickass article, but you also wasted another 10 minutes writing this piss poor excuse of a hatemail, not exactly the most wise or efficient of people, are you, Jesse?
- What comment did I make that was racist again? Once again: sources have eluded you.
- Last time I checked I lived in America, bitch. That means I DON'T HAVE TO keep my opinions to myself. So eat shit, you facist pig, I'll keep right on publishing my opinions. You don't like them? Here's an idea:

You should look into a job with the FCC, Jesse. Oh, wait, they don't hire fucking nimrods.

- Asswhole, eh? So this means what? I am a whole ass? Get back to school, you fucking need it. It's people like you who prove that eugenics isn't a bad idea. I'm glad you didn't enjoy my site, Jesse. Furthermore, I'm glad you decided to send me a shitty e-mail. Guys like you are the reason I continue to add to the site. It's fucking hysterical to see how pissed you get. Let's all give a big hand to Jesse Muscio, who has not only failed to prove his point, but has also encouraged me to update the site while making a complete ass out of himself.