Patricia Heaton can get fucked

Here's a riddle:

What's got red hair, and is about to be murdered by me?

Patricia Heaton.

This red-headed cunt should be cursed to shoot out 80 flaming straight razors through her urinary tract for every second of her shitty commercials, TV shows, and movies that have ever existed. And that's counting individual TVs. If this could happen, I'd have several TVs constantly playing episodes of that shithouse "Everybody Loves Raymond" just so I could rest assured that the bitch is getting what she deserves.

What the hell is wrong with TV shows today? All of the husbands on these shows are completely pussy-whipped! Raymond does whatever the fuck his wife says, without arguing! The demon bitch could tell him to hang himself with a used catheter and he'd already be knocking the stool out from under his feet! Same with that damned King Of Queens show. Kevin James rolls over like a barrel thrown by Donkey Kong himself! He's king of nothing!

I want some old-fashioned married couples on TV. Remember Ralph Kramden? Whenever his bitch wife burnt the roast, looked at him cock-eyed, or just plain deserved it, he'd get to beating some ass. He was even cool enough to use a metaphor for uppercutting her head right off. Man, I bet he's so manly that he just married Alice just so he could have something around the house to beat.