Everybody sucks

A very wise man once said "Everybody sucks". His name was Butt-Head. He had the right idea. Everybody does suck. Except for me. I rule. But everyone else should die. I made a diagram of how I am better than you.




Clearly, you suck, and I rule. Just look at my awesome sword.



I have a double-standard I came out with recently. Here's how it works.

I control everything

You will consult me on every matter that affects me in any way shape or form, in the universe or any parallel universes. This also applies to other dimensions. I will then tell you if what you are about to do is allowed.

I will never consult anyone when I do anything, even if it does affect them, and they shall make no attempt to stop me.

I hope everything has been cleared up now.