A fair warning
This website contains writings that are of a satirical nature. That is, they are satire. Humorous writings that, for some part, are not serious. This site contains curse words. A lot of them. This site contains politcal and social commentaries that will offend people with sticks up their asses. If you are uncomfortable with opinions that differ from yours, or statements that may "cross the line", do not read any of the material on this website. Period. If you choose to indulge your curiosity and ignore this warning, do not send an angry e-mail to me. I gave you plenty of warning, and you decided to disobey my divine mandate anyway. If you don't like my site, don't read it. If you don't care about my opinions like so many hatemails I've received say so, don't send me any hatemail in the first place. If you don't care, don't read it. Only somebody who cares about what I am saying will take time out of their day to e-mail me. Should you choose to defy logic, I will show you what apathy truly is and delete your e-mail. Unless I find it particularly funny, in which case I'll post and ridicule your e-mail instead. You have been warned.
Bob Smash! kicks ass because he is unapologetically awesome. Read all of his stuff and change your lifestyles now. Do it.
The Cosmonots are awesome. Way better than any of the same-old "innovative" bullshit that's slowly giving your radios cancer.
Proto Ogre is a bad son of a bitch. No, fuck you.
The only ranter on my links page that isn't in the Nonz alliance. He's that good.
NO MA'AM. The best masculist site on the web. I'm a writer for it, how's that for coincidence?
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