The hag that is Lohan

I've made it abundantly clear that I FUCKING HATE Lindsay Lohan. She's a shitty actress, a shitty singer, and just plain shitty. However, people still love her. Tonedeaf idiots love her music. Dipshits who think the academy awards actually mean something love her movies. And 35-year-old perverts who don't realize that whacking off to her at their age is practically pedophillia think she's hot. I see posts all over the internet saying "lol i'd hit it, roxorz"

Well, I'd like to know. Would you hit it right after one of her concerts? Of course you would, you're an idiot. Well, congrats, turdnut, you just hit this:




Well, whadya know? It turns out Lindsay Lohan truly is the hagged out crack whore I knew she was all along. Looks like, once again, I was right.

I am always right. Do you realize, 6 years ago, when the Backstreet Boys were polluting the airwaves in every way possible, I said "In 5 years these guys will be washed up and only remembered as 5 gay douche bags who can't dance. And they'll probably try to do some new album that willl sound even worse than the dog shit they call music now and it will sell poorly because some other pretty boy is 5 years younger than them and is headed down the same path." I am not lying, I did say that. I told people to mark my words. Look how fucking right I am.