Outkast: Making black people uncool since 1994
For years I have thought black people can be cool no matter what. The person who brought this belief on was Samuel L. Jackson.
No matter what he is doing, he looks cool as hell. Just look at this and tell me he isn't. 
Just look at him. This guy is the coolest man in the universe, no matter what he does, he'll be cool as hell while he does it. I started to notice just about any black dude was just like him. Most black dudes out there are cool as hell. However, black people everywhere should be pissed off at these asswipes for setting them back and actually proving me wrong, a feat not easily done.
Of course, I speak about Outkast. These dudes have proven time and time again to be the dorkiest men on the entire fucking planet. There are chinese dudes with pocket protecters and hunchbacks that are cooler than Outkast.
It's horrifying enough that their music causes testicular cancer in males ages 5-100, but they have to look like absolute retards while they poison the airwaves with their aural garbage. Just take a look at them and tell me they aren't fucking nerds.
This guy is just begging for an ass-kicking
Jesus Christ almighty! That hat makes him look like a fucking train conducter from the 1920s! Why is it french-fried ox testicles like these guys are allowed to live while good people like Jackie Gleason rot in the ground? It's an unjust world out there. I think all black people should band together and kill Outkast for making them look bad. Outkast is single-handedly setting an entire race backwards more than OJ and Mike Tyson combined, and there should be a congressional act to stop them. How I yearn for the good old days when white people acted like black guys, instead of the other way around.