Some dude named Radical likes penises

One day I was sitting around mind my own business when I suddenly got an e-mail from a guy named Radical with the subject, "penis". Here's the conversation that ensued.

Radical: 8===D

The Dumpster Keeper: Alright. Is there anything with a modicum of intelligence you would care to send me?

Radical: I could send you more penises.

The Dumpster Keeper: No, thanks.

Radical: Well why the fuck not?

The Dumpster Keeper: I really don't much care for any penis that isn't mine

Radical: I heard different

The Dumpster Keeper: From who? That guy I fucked? He's full of shit.

Radical: 8===D

The Dumpster Keeper: Can I go now?

It goes on like this for a while, but there are two things I can determine from this conversation:

1. I have some really bored readers

2. I am stupid enough to encourage their idiotic behavior.