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Even more things women can't do

Stop fucking clinging, you clingy whore

Whatever your sign, you fail at life

Stop chewng your fucking gum, whore

Things women can't do #2

Shut up and watch the damned movie

Things women can't do

Finally! An insurance company for pussies!

This is how I spend my weekends

Fictional characters the real world could use

An exclusive interview with Adam Sandler

A general beatdown list

Bitch, stop fucking around with that bottle cap

Why metal videos kick ass

Snow White is a masterpiece of shit

Women can't write jokes

Michael Bay has a death wish

A new hatemail from Pep the Quiz Master

It's a bird! It's a plane! It's a shitty movie!

Let's meet one of my classmates

Random kickass thoughts

MySpace: A place for ugly whores

My brother is a genius with no common sense

A deeply personal article

The Dumpster Keeper has an epiphany

I love being right

I don't give a shit if you're high

Who's ripping who off now?

LA is infinitely better than Salt Lake City

Doom fucking rules

Fuck Trees

Haloween sucks now

Jesus Christ monkey balls! Another hatemail!

UPN: Home of Racism and Hypocrisy!

Fuck Michigan!

God damn it, Sam

The Xbox 360 sucks ass

Concerning women...

The internet sucks ass

Napoleon Dynamite SUCKS!

Harry Potter and the Axe to the Fucking Spine

The Warped Tour: both sucky and not sucky

Have you ever noticed...

Smokers are stinky, whiny bitches

Outkast: Making black people uncool since 1994

A very good question

Cedric the Entertainer will surely rot in Hell

My badass daycare

The N: Shitty TV for suggestible idiots

Two new holidays

Patricia Heaton can get fucked

I hate Lindsay Lohan

Eminem can eat my shit

Suicidal people should hurry the fuck up and die

Meet the newest badass out there

UTA can eat my ass

Everybody sucks

Green Day sucks ass

Foamy is shitty

Ghosts are fucking fake

Fuck Jessica Simpson

The Legend of Dr. Whoopass

Another shitty Christmas carol

Silent Hill 3 is the shittiest game ever

Christmas carols make me puke

Foreign Wendy's employees piss me off

Why you should buy Metal Gear Solid 3

Another internet atrocity

Why I hate "teh 1337"

This article was stolen from me

I will murder Paris Hilton