I want to kill Jessica Simpson

I hate this bitch. I really fucking hate Jessica Simpson. She's an abyssmal singer with shit between her ears and I bet her nipples are inside out.

I recently was reminded of how much I fucking hate her when I saw a commercial for some bullshit acne cream called "Proactiv". Clever name retard, you took a made-up word that only pretentious dumbasses use and took the e off the end so you could copyright it. Very fucking original, dumbass. In the commercial she's standing around with her usual "Nobody behind the fucking wheel" look on talking about how when she started singing, she had bad acne. It shows a few pics of her "bad" acne. She had a few hardly noticable zits on her face, real fuckin' tragic. Why don't you take a look at a few friends of mine and tell me your acne was bad again, you shallow cunt. She claims they had to edit it out whenever she did a video, which proves how much of a shitty singer she is. If she was in any way talented, people wouldn't give a parrot's clit about how she looked. For living proof, just take a goddamn look at Mick Jagger. Enough said.

She also makes me sick because she makes money off of being a stupid whore. She is paid to do a TV show where she sits around saying stupid shit and her husband has the constant look of "I can't fucking believe anyone could be so god damned dumb". She also does commercials which feature her being a dumbass. And on top of all this bullshit, she's a fucking liar. She claims that now using this bullshit aloe vera cream had made her skin look so good that she doesn't even need make-up. And the dumb bitch said it while wearing lipstick, masquere, eye-shadow and fucking lipgloss. If things ran the way I wanted them to (i.e. The RIGHT way) she would have her ovaries ripped out through her nostrils and tied around her neck until she fucking suffocated.

UPDATE: At least her no-talent sister got exposed for the lip-syncing piece of rat shit that she is. I never laughed harder when I saw her get booed off the stage at the Orange Bowl.