Stubs
This is all the garbage I've written that wouldn't pass for a full-fledged article if Phatweb and Pageskymeister were the only two fuckers left with websites. Don't expect these links to work, I didn't bother re-coding them and won't. I have them archived, so if you REALLY want to read them, e-mail me for a copy (dumpster.keepr@gmail.com)