Silent Hill is the shittiest series ever

Why do people keep playing Silent Hill games? The first one sucked major balls, as did the subsequent three. The first one sucked, the second one sucked even more, and the third one was even worse. Here's the basic outline of Silent Hill 3. You play as an ulgy teen girl with freckles and a dumbass haircut.

You're at the mall, it's dark as fuck (the lighting, not the story), and there's 3 monsters there. The monsters aren't even scary. They're just shapeless turds. One looks like a dog, the other looks like a guy with a baseball bat for an arm. These are the shittiest monsters in the universe. Real monsters would shoot acid out of there eyes and melt these little pussies away. You finally get a gun one day. This gun has, like, 3 bullets in it, and you have to unload an entire fucking clip to kill the weakest of monsters because they won't allow you to move the camera, which is at a shitty angle in the first place, and the ugly bitch's aim sucks ass. The storyline revolves around her being scared, and you being suckered into paying 50 bucks a game where you can't see shit that's happening. The game continues to blow ass until the very end, which is a happy ending because the game finally stops.

If you want a real kickass game where you get to fight monsters that stomp and exceptional amount of colon, pick up The Suffering. You start off as this guy named Torque going to a prison on an island because you killed your wife and kids. Right off the bat they have a shitload of monsters attack the place. These guys are fucking awesome. They have giant-ass knives for arms and legs and they go around disembowling the shit out of all the guards and inmates just because they can. You get to pull a shiv out a prisoner's corpse and go around cutting all the fucking monsters up like the little bitches they are.

About ten minutes into the game you get to turn into a big burly-ass monster and rip any unfortunate son of a bitch you see into pieces. And when you change back into a human, you have blood all over your murdering ass. You meet up with people during the game, and you can choose to either help them, or shoot them in the eye and steal their guns while they sit teir crying like little one-eyed pussies. During the game you basically go around mutilating badass monsters and killing anything human as much as possible. At the end if you've been a little pussy and helped anyone you see, you get a happy ending where they prove he's innocent. But if you go around being a badass and not taking shit from anybody. A life boat shows up to save you, but you turn into a monster, kill the guy driving the thing, and drive the lifeboat back to the mainland.

They should make a sequel to this game where Torque goes around Manhatten mutilating women. It would start you off in a maternity ward, and you would rip out all the women's uteruses through there throats and tell them to stop their bitching. Afterward, you would go around the city stomping ass. Every time you killed somebody in a really kick ass way, it would reward you with naked pictures of the planet's hottest women. The game would never end, not until you killed all 6 billion people in the world. When they were all dead, it would end with Torque travelling back in time so he could kill everyone that ever existed. Even the dinosaurs. I think it's high time somebody went back and took out those ugly motherfuckers. Torque is definately one of the most badass guys there is. He's right up there with Lobo, Maddox, and Dr. Whoopass. More info on Dr. Whoopass to come