Suicidal people need to hurry the fuck up and die

I've been browsing DeadJournals recently because I feel I have way too many brain cells. I have found two things very common amongst them.

1. Almost all of the people who have one are not nearly as awesome as I am.

2. Damn near every single person who has one has made at least one entry saying they want to die.

Here's a fucking reccomendation, future toe-tag wearers. If you're going to kill yourself, quit fucking around at the computer and do it already you pussy bastards. "lol i'm gonnna kill myuself cuz teh world sux and nobody likez me." Do society a favor and keep your God damned word. Nobody likes suicidal people, even they know that. Nobody would miss them because they are shitty little drama queens that make an issue out of everything. I've talked to actual dumb shits who felt like killing themselves because their pizza was half an hour late. Not kidding, the little gorilla tit actually said "Well, since my food is late, I may as well starve myself." I have more respect for a friend of mine who got his dick stuck in a coke can, and I had to go and help him get it out at 3am. True fucking story. It should be legal to kill people who are suicidal. They want to die, I want those self-centered little shits dead. Everybody wins