UPN: Home of racism and hypocrisy

Recently UPN bought the rights to show old episodes of the kickass show South Park on their lame-ass network. Whereas most might rejoice at the aspect of seeing South Park 5 days a week, all is not well. You see, UPN decided to edit the fuck out of all the episodes. That's right. They buy the rights to show the most offensive show on television, and then un-offensive-ize it. Nearly all of the swear words have been edited out, as well as anything mildly gross.

Even muffled versions of swear words spoken by Kenny are beeped! What the fuck is that? The rod up the asses of the S&P guys at UPN must extend all the way out through their eye sockets! Wanna see Kenny eat his own puke or a dog turd in "Fat Camp"? Too fucking bad! Al you'll get to see is a little black card that says "The shot in which (insert funny-ass action here) has been edited out for your protection. My protection?! Do you honestly think that people who watch South Park are worried about their protection?! The V-Chip was invented to keep this shit from happening! What really pisses me off is the blatant racism these UPN assholes have managed to work in. They cut practically every swear word out of the show, including "God damn" and "Jesus Christ". Yet, they DO NOT cut out the term "spear chucker". That's right, they won't take the lords name in vein, but they won't hesitate to make a racial slur. When asked for comment, the owners of UPN had the following to say:

I am officially boycotting UPN and it's racist network execs. I encourage any of you to join me in boycotting them and breaking any TV you see tuned to UPN.

Holy shit. I am going to get so much hatemail.