The secret of my bitterness: Revealed!
Ever wonder why I'm so negative towards women on my site? Let me give you a visual aid...
Check the filename if you honestly didn't figure it out by now. If you don't know how to check the filename, simply grab a large magnet, open up your computer case (It has a pretty light that flashes when the computer is "thinking") and bash the magnet on the shiny pieces inside
Now that I've taken care of anyone who would actually do that, please do me a favor and get a new excuse, or perhaps even just admit that you were being a bitch and apologize.
NOTE: You can and will buy shirts and other fine apparel with this goat, my logo, and Ralph Kramden on it here. Come on, I need the fucking money.
