The Xbox 360 is a piece of shit

I fucking hate the Xbox. It's been sucking a profound amount of shit for years, but somehow Microsoft made enough money to make a new verson of it.

You may ask why I hate the Xbox 360, but to answer that question I must tell you first why I hate the Xbox. The year is 2005. The Xbox was released four years ago and it sucked. Since then it has sucked even more and has not even come up with 5 worthwhile titles that are solely available on it. All I can think of off the top of my head is Halo. Oh wait a minute. That's available on PC and it kicks the shit out of the Xbox version. I guess there isn't jack shit worth getting on the Xbox. Halo 2 doesn't even make the list simply because that pile of dogshit wasn't fucking finished. Oooh, what a suspensful ending. We don't know what's gonna happen now! Way to give us half of a game, Bungie, you money-grubbing shitkickers. The Xbox version of GTA San Andreas was pretty good, if you like games that have more bugs and shittier control schemes than their original versions. The only reason the Xbox made so god damned much money was because there are dumbasses out there who will take graphics over substance any day of the week. What are you, fucking stupid? Why in the blue fuck would you want graphics more than anything else. If they made a game called "Lindsay Lohan's Turd-Eating Adventure" and it had the best graphics on earth, it would still eat shit in more ways than one! The Xbox 360 is shit. There's nothing about it to like. The thing that pisses me off most about it is the dumbass marketing ploy they're trying out. They're releasing it in two packages. The "Core System" and the acutal Xbox 360. The Core System costs only $300. What's the catch? IT ISN'T EVEN BACKWARDS COMPATIBLE AND THERE IS NO HARD DRIVE!! The $400 Xbox 360 will have a hard drive which allows backwards compatibility. Last time I checked, you didn't need an extra hard drive to play Playstation games on your PS2. Oh, and if you buy a Core System and want a Hard Drive to play your old games on, guess how much it costs? That's right $100, sucker. There is not one fucking reason to buy the Xbox 360. Not one. Halo 3 isn't coming out this spring, you optimistic retard. Are you really going to trust one comment Bill Gates pulled out of his ass because he's afraid of the PS3's launch? If it's coming out so soon, where are the screenshots? Surely there would be at least one. Even if it does come out it's not going to be Halo 3. It's going to be The Second Half Of Halo 2 You Were Cheated Out Of

The only people who like Xbox and the Xbox 360 and would actually pay for one are dumbass pagans who stroke their tiny dicks to Foamy cartoons. Unless you want to be associated with those wanna-be-goths, don't buy Microsoft's Xbox shit.