Who's ripping who off now?

I decided to throw a party this week because I got my 1000th "ur a maddox ripoff" email.

I'm constantly being accused of plaigiarism, that I knock off Maddox. I honestly don't give a shit, but since you people are so fucking persistant with your damned faulty logic, I have decided it's time to make you all look like the jackasses you are. Recently, Maddox posted an article entitled Idaho blows. In this article, he goes on to talk about how he hates Idaho and how the whole state sucks ass. Hmmm, now if only I could think of an article I published several months ago of a similar nature... Oh wait, I can! It was an article entitled Fuck Michigan!. In this article I go on to talk about how much Michigan sucks and I hate it and everyone who lives there. I am constantly accused of ripping off Maddox because my site contains a familiar layout and an arrogant voice of political and social satire. I am also falsely accused because my site has not existed as long as his and that people think it's impossible for me to not know of his site. Well, let's take a look at these so-called justifications. So, you think Maddox was the first person who ever wrote political and social satire, eh? I'd like you to meet somebody.

George Carlin has been a master of this very same genre since before both Maddox and I were ever born. If, by this logic, anyone is getting ripped off, it's him. Maddox was merely the first person to use the internet as a medium for this genre of writing. Let's move on to shitty justification #2. I couldn't have not known about his site. Get to reading, if you can, assholes.

Let's see, 135,398,503... And the world's population is over 6 billion. Math time.I discovered Maddox's site before it had 100 million hits. I'll even be generous and say I was viewer number 100 million. If by the time I had found Maddox's site I was visitor number 100 million, that leaves a less than 2.5% chance that I actually knew about his site when I had created my own.

If you are going to use that logic, then your faulty logic would state that Maddox is ripping off my article. He isn't. He probably doesn't know my site exists, and even if he does know of my site, he still isn't ripping me off. His content is original, mine is. Quit busting a nut to one of his pictures and deal with it.